All things Bright and Blogderful!

Below we have all of our blogs in one place, the funny and the educational combined!

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Wally the Giraffe Seeks Legal Permission to Change his Name

A giraffe is seeking legal permission to change his name after tiring of always being asked to play hide and seek. The giraffe, named...

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Sammy the Sloth: Other animals say I’m lazy, they don’t understand I was born to be slow

Sammy, such a good point. All of us species have our own different strengths and weaknesses, but these often get overlooked by animals...

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Warthogs Share Plea to Tourists: “please stop singing Hakuna Matata”

Warthogs have issued a plea to tourists to stop singing Hakuna Matata every time they spot them. The song, which was made popular in the...

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Elephants Learn to Wrestle for Visitors from WWF

Waterholes have been filled with heavier splashes than usual this week as herds of elephants took to practising wrestling after hearing...

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New Trainer Design Gives Prey the Upper Hoof over Predators

A new design of trainer from the renowned Pray for Prey athletics company has given many animals the upper hoof over their predators,...

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Hyena Study Proves Laughter is the Best Medicine

The results of a decade-long study into the impacts of laughter on the health of predators have been released today, and the findings...

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Vladibear Launches Online Russian Accent Lessons for Meerkats

The renowned Russian linguist Vladibear, a Black Grisly Bear living in the Amur region of Russia, has taken on a new role of voice coach...

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Thomas the Tortoise: I keep getting stuck in plastic beer can holders, what can I do?

I’m sorry to hear that Thomas, we’ve seen a big increase in letters like yours over the past few years. The problem is humans are dumping...

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New Hair Implants Launched for Leopards who want to Change their Spots

A revolutionary new hair implants treatment is finally giving leopards a chance to change their spots. The company behind the innovation,...

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Fran the Flamingo: My feathers aren’t as bright as my friends, but using fake pink has gone wrong.

You are not the first Flamingo to get fake pink wrong, Fran, and you won’t be the last! The most important thing to do is stop using the...

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Sam the Sloth Launches New Mindfulness App

Sam the Sloth has launched a new mindfulness app encouraging all species around the world to slow down in what is becoming an ever-busier...

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Army Ants Launch Marine Corps in Response to Climate Change

The Army Ants have released a press statement today announcing the creation of a new Marine Corps in response to the global threat of...

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Lions Launch Campaign to Rename Pilates as Lilates

Members of the Legal Independent Organisation of Nomenclature (LION) have today released a press statement calling on all animals to...

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Giraffe Confident of Boxing Win

George the Giraffe has said he is certain to win his upcoming boxing match to claim the prize of undisputed long-neck champion of the...

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Gerald the Giraffe: Other animals keep teasing me about my long neck, what should I do?

This is a problem as old as Time, I’m afraid Gerald. Many animals seek to tease those that don’t look like them. They may think it’s...

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George the Grizzly Bear: I think I’m addicted to junk food, how can I stop raiding people’s bins?

George, you are not alone! So many animals and birds are writing to me with the same problem. As our habitats have been reduced and we...

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Paul the Pelican Launches New Motivational Youtube Channel

Paul the Pelican is well-known among regular lake-visitors for his motivational speeches to birds and mammals alike. Perhaps most...

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Zebra Philosophy Club Launched

A new zebra philosophy club has launched. The group meets beneath the lone Acacia tree every Wednesday evening to debate the big topics...

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Man Soils Himself in Lion Enclosure at Zoo

Pictures emerged recently on social media of a man who had ‘let himself down’ while visiting the lion enclosure at his local zoo. The zoo...

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Conservation Charity Launches Campaign to Ban Poached Eggs

A conservation organisation has today announced the launch of a new campaign to ban the use of the term ‘poached eggs’. The charity,...

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The Nail Salon with a Side-line in Rhino Horn

An undercover investigation into the illegal trade in rhino horn has identified an unlikely source; a chain of nail salons on UK high...

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